May 24, 2007
Will you be my friend?
The Rialto Theatre has always been a pioneer in this town. We see ourselves as a beacon for which you may follow into uncharted, unfamiliar territory. We take the next big technological step today: we've started a "MySpace" page.
MySpace, as you may be unfamiliar, is a social networking tool on the "internet". A one-page user profile can be viewed by thousands, easily linked up by a system of "friends" that have been invited. You can stay on top of our calendar easily on our "space", add comments on who you'd like to see on our stage, and also stay informed by our handy bulletins of information. From our experience, this innovation has done wonders to relieve the heavy traffic flow through the net's series of tubes. I mean, seriously, have you ever heard of Internet Draino?
It really is a technological marvel, connecting us directly to you! So be our virtual friend and say "hello". If you don't already have a MySpace (it's okay, I hear not many do), you should sign up today! You can thank us later when this new venture really catches on...